Unlike the messages of our well-loved Christmas carols, it isn’t all “Ho Ho Ho” and good times at the North Pole headquarters.

Are things really what they seem?

Why are those in Santa’s inner circle — his reindeer — apparently ready to give the dirt on “jolly” old St. Nick?

Hear all the gossip when the eight  reindeer who pull Santa’s sleigh Christmas after Christmas are called to bear witness to the innocence of the big red man himself.

Find out about the real Santa when  you come along to the Blue Mountains Christmas in July dinner / show ‘The 8; Reindeer Monologues‘.

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Sorry… you missed out on this terrific show. Our last performance was on July 28th 2012 – and what a success the whole season was!

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In the meantime, we’d love to see you at our 2013 Yulefest event, The Goon Show LIVE!. It’s the best of British comedy which we are offering as a dinner and show at the historic Paragon in Katoomba. The are some great accommodation packages too. Visit the website www.thegoonshow.com.au for details.

‘The 8; Reindeer Monologues‘ is a deliciously wicked and funny alternative to the traditional stories of the festive season. The North Pole becomes the hub of outrageous scandal when one of the elite eight reindeer levels terrible accusations at old Father Christmas.

The international media feeding frenzy reaches fever-pitch when members of the sleigh team take the opportunity to share their perceptions and experiences.

It is a dreadful story of corruption and perversion which unfolds – and it appears that everyone is implicated; from the lowliest back-room elf to the blighted St. Nick himself.

With each deer’s confession, the truth behind those allegations becomes both clearer…and murkier…